I don't understand this one. I mean, I do, but I don't want to. It's a toilet paper holder.

Now, there is nothing wrong with a toilet paper holder. It's a great invention. It eliminates actually having to search for the paper when you don't need to be searching for anything. It eliminates the need to make the dreaded call through the house, "Honey, could you bring me a …" You know. You've been there.

So, toilet roll holders are great. They hold our civilization together, as far as I'm concerned. But this one is also an iCarta stereo dock, so you can listen to music while you're in there. Can you not be without your favorite tunes for five minutes? Just dealing with bringing in your music, docking it, and undocking it will double your time in the bathroom, if you are a normal person having a normal experience.

But maybe that isn't what you want. Maybe you want, as the blurb suggests, an 'enhanced' experience.

Did these people not see that episode of "Seinfeld"? Books and things that go into the bathroom no longer exist in the real world. You can never take them out of that room again and expect them to have a normal life. Can you imagine going to lunch with your little stereo and putting it on the table as your friends stare in silent horror?

The hilarious thing is, the device is white, the color of hospitals and all sterile environments. Who are they kidding? Who do they think they're kidding? You know how newspapers have those pages with the mug shots of people in the DUI club? I want a page with the mug shots of people who use this thing. Otherwise, it's like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". They're just…out there, among us…and we have no idea who they are. Until it's too late.

iCarta Stereo Dock & Toilet Paper Holder

Posted by Rhonda.