In our frenzy to rid our cozy little houses of microbes and thereby render our immune system helpless against attack and become a species who can never go outside again, we have now invented the antimicrobial pen.

Cue angellic choir.

Paper Mate is the perpetrator of this one. How in the world am I going to keep people from stealing my pens simply by using them as pacifiers if companies start dosing them with antimicrobial agents?

Antimicrobial Pens

Posted by Rhonda.