No, I am NOT kidding. I don't need to make things up given the world that we live in.

I wouldn't think that toilets would be a hot topic of conversation but apparently they are. LOL My friend Melody recently posted about a very unique toilet.

But seriously … this is beyond belief …

Microsoft is coming out with the eToilet - which has a 21 inch flat screen monitor built into the seat. Fortunately, it swivels out when you need to do your OTHER business.

Let's just hope that the toilet's 'operating system' is a little more reliable than Windows itself. I wonder what happens when the toilet crashes. Will you have to call Microsoft and wait on the phone for two hours to reactivate your license?

Perhaps the toilet bowl turns blue when it crashes! The blue bowl of death …

Let's also hope that it has fewer security bugs than Internet Explorer. I can definitely imagine some potential problems if a mean spirited hacker gains control of your toilet.

Given Microsoft's reputation for quality, I am predicting a brand new booming vocation - eToilet repair person. Just think what you could charge when some hacker has control of all the toilets in someone's house! LOL

I think it is WONDERFUL that Microsoft has its priorities straight. After all, what is more important - a stable operating system, and a secure browser or an eToilet?

Posted by Gregg.